You're no spring chicken. Look at you. Fluid on the knee. Heel spurs. Weird clicking sounds. But you're out there. Maybe you've been shredding the gnar (if you can still say that with a straight face) for a few decades, or perhaps you hit a quarter/third/midlife crisis and opted for a board instead of a convertible because, you know, come on.
Let 'em know that you might be visiting the Urgent Care Center a little more frequently than is... perhaps ideal, but you gotta do this. Bruised ribs and bursitis are nothing to brag about, but they're not enough to keep you away.
Printed on soft-on-abrasions Bella + Canvas tees in dark grey heather. These shirts ten to run a tiny bit narrow, similar to American Apparel. Check the sizing chart in the last photo.